he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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