R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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