She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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