It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
