Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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