bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize