I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize
