i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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