Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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