She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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