Quick, to the slutcave!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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