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i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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