Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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