If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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