Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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