Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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