quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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