Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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