what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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