You smell like a Billy Joel song
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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