one two three fourrrrnication!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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