walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
