Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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