what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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