the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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