We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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