Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
