just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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