just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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