This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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