Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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