He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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