did you get engaged???
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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