Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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