yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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