Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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