They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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