Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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