Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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