Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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