I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I am naked and annoyed.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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