the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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