There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Randomize
