there was a trapeze. enough said
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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