Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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