it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
What a dumb baby whore.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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