yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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