Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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