he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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