on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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