Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
