Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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