she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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