What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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