I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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